So I've got two very interesting websites today. Number one:
This is an article from a former Gladewater Texas police officer who in 8 years serving made over 800 drug-related arrests, impounded more than 50 vehicles, and seized at least $500,000 in cash and assets. Disillusioned by the "war on drugs" he has now coming out with a DVD on how YOU can avoid being arrested for drug possession. As some of you may know, though I don't do drugs, I agree that this war is just a constant losing battle and a huge waste of money that could be spent elsewhere. Despite what the advertisement says if I was high I would NOT forget about dinner at grandmas house. Hell I'd get there about and hour and a half early, sit out in my car and smoke a fatty so I'm nice and toasted for that amazing home cooked meal. An excerpt of the article can be found here...
http://www.radaronline.com/features/2007/07/narcotics_drug_arrest_tips_gladewater_police_barry_cooper_texas_1.php
And my second clip, well you don't have to be high to enjoy this one. It's the new Kanye West video NOT FEATURING Kanye West. Instead it features the amazing comedian/actor Zach Galifianakis. To you I say...enjoy.
http://www.kanyewest.com/?content=video_cant_tell_alt
God speed the queen and TGIF mother fuckers. I'm going to see Rage Against the Machine, Wu Tang, Public Enemy, Rakim, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Jedi Mind Tricks, Cage, Sage Francis and Brother Ali. Yea....it's like that. One
Friday, July 27, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
If I Knew It Was Gonna Be That Kinda Party Id'a Stuck My Dick In The Mashed Potatoes
So alot has happened to me in the last 1-2 months. I've had my house broken into/robbed, I graduated college, I moved out on my own (granted I never moved back home), I got a full time job, I watched my Nana die the day after I got a full time job and I broke up with my girlfriend of over a year. I've been on an emotional roller coaster to say the least. I've been doing a lot of thinking and have realized the following:
- I'm neurotic. It means I "suffer" from neurosis which means: a mental and emotional disorder that affects only part of the personality, is accompanied by a less distorted perception of reality than in a psychosis, does not result in disturbance of the use of language, and is accompanied by various physical, physiological, and mental disturbances (as visceral symptoms, anxieties, or phobias)
-Vince Vaughn is the new Bill Murray. I'm not saying he's AS GOOD as Bill Murray, but they have the same deadpan, dry, sarcastic sense of delivery in their one liners. And they both generally play the same character with ocassional expansion on their acting.
-I need to get out of Connecticut. I just feel very bored with life. I'm either moving to Boston or New York City in th next few years.
-If I move to Boston I'm OBVIOUSLY either living with Brian Marquis of BrianMarquis.com or Kelly "Bonecrusher" Ryan
-If it's NYC, I think Sal Bono and I will make real the promise we made to each other to live together, only I want to live in the Village Sal, not Brooklyn anymore
-The Village is one of my new favorite places, I feel very comfy there.
-I'm excited for my band. Gilbert got me into it. And things look very promising this time.
-I wish I got to have one more real solid hug with my Nana before she went. Part of me went with that women.
-Watching someone die is intense.
-Making money is cool, I can buy stuff and travel now. Neato.
-One of my newest purchases is a fish eye lens camera from Urban Outfitters.
-I need to start running again but am having a HORRIBLE time getting up early to do so.
-Upcoming albums I'm excited for: Every Time I Die, Four Years Strong, Motion City Soundtrack, The Bled, Reggie & The Full Effect, The Receiving End of Sirens, Minus the Bear, The Devil Wears Prada, As I Lay Dying
-HOW IS DREW CAREY THE NEW HOST OF THE PRICE IS RIGHT? I enjoy him but DREW CAREY REPLACING BOB FUCKING BARKER
I think that's it for now. I'll leave you with the joke on my popsicle stick.
-Why was the lamp funking class?
-He wasn't very bright.
Fuck you popsicle stick. Put some Richard Pryor on there then we'll talk. Asshole
- I'm neurotic. It means I "suffer" from neurosis which means: a mental and emotional disorder that affects only part of the personality, is accompanied by a less distorted perception of reality than in a psychosis, does not result in disturbance of the use of language, and is accompanied by various physical, physiological, and mental disturbances (as visceral symptoms, anxieties, or phobias)
-Vince Vaughn is the new Bill Murray. I'm not saying he's AS GOOD as Bill Murray, but they have the same deadpan, dry, sarcastic sense of delivery in their one liners. And they both generally play the same character with ocassional expansion on their acting.
-I need to get out of Connecticut. I just feel very bored with life. I'm either moving to Boston or New York City in th next few years.
-If I move to Boston I'm OBVIOUSLY either living with Brian Marquis of BrianMarquis.com or Kelly "Bonecrusher" Ryan
-If it's NYC, I think Sal Bono and I will make real the promise we made to each other to live together, only I want to live in the Village Sal, not Brooklyn anymore
-The Village is one of my new favorite places, I feel very comfy there.
-I'm excited for my band. Gilbert got me into it. And things look very promising this time.
-I wish I got to have one more real solid hug with my Nana before she went. Part of me went with that women.
-Watching someone die is intense.
-Making money is cool, I can buy stuff and travel now. Neato.
-One of my newest purchases is a fish eye lens camera from Urban Outfitters.
-I need to start running again but am having a HORRIBLE time getting up early to do so.
-Upcoming albums I'm excited for: Every Time I Die, Four Years Strong, Motion City Soundtrack, The Bled, Reggie & The Full Effect, The Receiving End of Sirens, Minus the Bear, The Devil Wears Prada, As I Lay Dying
-HOW IS DREW CAREY THE NEW HOST OF THE PRICE IS RIGHT? I enjoy him but DREW CAREY REPLACING BOB FUCKING BARKER
I think that's it for now. I'll leave you with the joke on my popsicle stick.
-Why was the lamp funking class?
-He wasn't very bright.
Fuck you popsicle stick. Put some Richard Pryor on there then we'll talk. Asshole
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